Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Hang Over

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's Annual Office Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He doesn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table. And, next to them, a single red rose!Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"Jack stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean. Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken coffee table: £39.99
Hot breakfast: £4.20
Two aspirins: £0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time… Priceless

News or not

Just reading through some of the news today there is a mixture for our digestion. I am no expert so please don’t criticize but I am contemplating the question of “how can this be allowed to happen”?. I am referring to the story of Vodafone losses amounting to £14.9 billion! You must be having a laugh? I feel outraged that any company can be allowed to run itself into this amount of debt without some kind of intervention. As I said I am no expert and there is probably plenty I do not understand about the inner workings of such a thing. But the one thing I do know is when they eventually go down there will many many firms and people taken with them and that can’t be good.

Then going onto another story that is in a similar vein, the government have been running a scheme to create electronic medical files for millions of people in the UK, in fact it’s over 50 millions people, in principle I like the idea, it will enable medics to view the medical history of patients, at any time and in any place they have IT. However, the project estimated originally to cost around £6.2 Billion is likely to finish at a cost of £20 Billion, mmmh just a slight difference I think!

News from a personal point of view, I am looking forward to tomorrow as I will find out if I am to be offered the job I recently interviewed for. Once I know this I will also know more of what the remainder of this year holds for me.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Rainy Days and Mondays

We have the usual Bank Holiday weather in the UK, RAIN. Be careful not to read that too fast, as it will look like UKRAINE. We always have the dilemma of 'what do we do?, we never have a problem if the weather is fine, we can think of a million things to do. But when it's raining, how can we entertain ourselves. Well I guess there are plenty of things, it's just we don't want to spend a load of money either because I haven't been working for 2 months. Just a quick comment on that point, I will find out on Wednesday if I have a job, and this will help us to move on with other decisions. Back to what to do today though I can think of a few things, such as, cinema, bowling, swimming, museum, ice skating, but not really much more than that. If I was a duck it would be fine, then there would be a lot of things to do, except that I wouldn't have much money again. I am sure something will turn up.

Did you watch the F1 from Monaco yesterday? Very interesting race, which I enjoyed very much, Schumacher, for all his faults and recent poor sportsmanship, drove a superb race, showing that wherever you put him on the track, even at the back, he will try to win! As much as I don't like him, I do admire him, for his sheer desire and passion to always be the best and never give into defeat. They are the traits of a successful person, not just in sport but any walk of life. It was also really good to see Coulthard on the podium, he took 3rd place and generally had a good race. Alonso was first, and Montoya was second. The disappointments where, Raikkonan and Webber have mechanical failure straight after the safety car had to be deployed, I think it was because there cars didn't like the heat once they slowed down.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Victory for the little guy?

Now that this issue has finally been drawn to a close I feel that it is appropriate to speak of it. I have mentioned previously that I was not having a good time with the re-mortgage process with my mortgage lender, but I didn’t want to harp on about it too much, now I feel more comfortable with telling the story. It began in March when I contacted the lender to apply to change my mortgage, as the one I currently had was due to end on the 2nd May 2006. The product I had was a 2 year discounted mortgage and if I did not buy into another product the payments would increase to that relevant to the base rate and the 1.69% increase is quite significant. So I rang the ‘hotline’ and went through the process of application on the phone with the advisor. It seemed pretty simple as these things go, she asked me questions and I answered them. Shortly after wards I received the paper work in the post to read and sign, which I duly complied, then popped it back into the post for processing. About a week later I got a call from a colleague of the advisor saying that they had not received any authenticated ID for myself and could I please send this on. I went off to a local branch and had the necessary paperwork stamped, at the time I had not got the address to send these details on to so I asked the branch assistant if she could get this for me, after a phone call the mortgage centre she supplied me with the address, so on I went to post my ID. Then, another week or two later I again received a call from the advisor asking for the ID, which led me to telling her this is already done. We discussed this and I realised that it had been sent to the wrong place (on the advice of the branch!) and the advisor said she would try to sort it out by calling the processing centre. Unfortunately she called me back with the response that the processing centre would not tell her anything and that I would have to call them to verify if they had my documents, I was fine with this until when I tried to do so they would not help me either, which at the time made me mad as hell. I am the kind of person who tried to look for ways around things, so I went straight to another branch and went through the whole thing again this time posting them Special Delivery to the advisor, therefore ensuring she would get them the following day. Doing so allowed the application to proceed to the processing centre (the people who wouldn’t help me previously). The advisor asked me if I wanted to put in a complaint, but I said no, as I felt it would not make a difference.

A week or so later I got a mortgage offer through and when I read through it I could see that a minor mistake had been made where they had charged the product application fee twice! Of course, I called them and explained, and the person I spoke to assured me that she would send out another offer. Another week later I had not received it so again I called, this time an annoying ‘foreigner’ got snappy with me and told me it was in process and she could do nothing more than mark it as urgent. I waited and waited and received nothing. By this time I had been contacted by the solicitors handling the legality of the re-mortgage, now just to make one thing perfectly clear, this was an internal re-mortgage, I had been a customer of this lender for almost ten years and was simply continuing with another of their products, which meant they would use their in-house solicitor. The solicitor had requested a redemption statement so they that could tie up paying off the old mortgage and setting up the new one. But, the redemption statement was showing some ‘Early Redemption Penalties’. This shouldn’t have been the case as I explained earlier the 2 year penalty period I was subject to was ending on May 2nd therefore the completion should take place at this date. Having had this conversation with them they requested a redemption certificate as of May 2nd. Time again run on and I had not heard anything so I called them only to be told they had not yet received it, they were obviously in no hurry to do anything about it so I called the redemption team to be told we didn’t bother sending this because we thought the request was a duplication mistake so ignored it.

We are now up to 3 errors in the process and I have had to put a lot of time and effort into many telephone calls to push it forward myself as they seemed unable to speak to each other. I ordered the redemption certificate myself to go to the solicitor and hoped that would be enough. Apparently not! To take things further I decided to put a formal complaint into the redemption team for their lack of diligence. I was told that I would be called back within 48 hours to resolve the issue.

The next statement the solicitors received also had the ERP charges amounting to a couple of thousand pounds. Again I had to call the mortgage team and find our what was going on, I was told that the charges would show until June 2nd but they couldn’t explain why? Now, I am not one to roll over and just accept what I am being told if it doesn’t make any sense, so I persisted with finding out how I could have penalty charges when I had fulfilled the term of the mortgage product I had previously purchased. I spoke to another member of the staff and struck lucky, a young lad I spoke to agreed this seemed queer and said he would look into it, first time he called me back he only repeated what the previous had said, but I was not having any of it so I insisted he looked further into it, I also asked him why I had not been called back within the 48 hours (according to their policy) regarding my complaint, he apologised that this had been my experience and would follow up on that to.

The second time he called me back he had some good* news, kind of good news any way, he had found that the ERP had been applied to my mortgage redemption merely because an error had occurred in the processing of the 2 year discounted product in 2004. It had become clear that some fool had not passed their 2 X table in school! They had processed the end date as 2008. Now let me see, 2004 plus 2 is …… oh Yeh 2006. Well, at least we now knew something useful. This new information meant that the redemption team where now able to send an accurate redemption certificate to the solicitor for completion. Somehow it felt completely wrong to me that this had only been sorted out by my efforts and not theirs.

Meanwhile the solicitors had mailed with a completion date for my mortgage. Now I was beginning to panic, as I knew they did not have the final redemption figure yet. They were prepared to go ahead and let me suffer the penalties. You probably guessed that I had to get on the phone again and insist that my instructions where followed by not completing the mortgage until the correct redemption statement had been received, I also insisted that my case manager call me to discuss the issue. I have lived my life on the premise that if something could go wrong then it probably will. I was living this out right now. I never did receive a call from the solicitor so I called them again and asked that the case manager ring me. Which they didn’t!

I realised that a formal complaint wasn’t enough, as the lender had not called me to talk. I felt I had no option but to make a ‘formal’ formal complaint and pressed on with my phone calls until I had reached a department that was prepared to take a full notary of the issues to date. I was assured that this would be passed on and followed up. Now getting back to the mortgage process, by this time I was calling the mortgage centre and the solicitors every single day, and several times at that. We had now reached May 16th 2006 well over due on the completion of the mortgage from May 2nd.

A few days later I got a letter from the complaints department letting me know that it was now being investigated and I would here back within, go on guess… 4 weeks! They feel that it is acceptable to take up to a month to resolve a complaint, you may disagree but I feel this is too long.

After a 3rd attempt with the solicitor I finally spoke to my case manager and we discussed the completion, by this time they had now received a redemption statement that they could use. I was still flabbergasted further when I asked for the final figures they would work with to be told that I could only get this from the lender, as it was an internal transaction so only they would know the questions on how much. None of this made sense because all along we had been waiting for paperwork with the correct figures on otherwise the transaction could not be completed, and here they were now telling me they didn’t know them? A demonstration of complete incompetence, surely? Are you still with me?

I had to let it go or it was going to kill me. Finally after just a short while longer the re-mortgage completed and I felt I could rest. Thursday of this week I got a call from the complaints department to attempt to resolve my issues, sadly it got off to on the wrong foot when the member of staff opened the conversation with “well I kind of have a vague idea of what the problem is, something about being charged twice for the product and getting the wrong redemption statement” I started to feel my internal bomb start ticking again! Yet again I had not been heard. The complaint had not been taken down in full and processed effectively. Their customer service skills seemed to be zero. The member of staff never attempted to empathise or accept responsibility for the companies’ actions, had she done this, it would have been enough for me; I would have considered the matter closed. Instead it felt like a complaint factory line, she proceeded to say very insincerely, “we value our customers and therefore would like to offer you £75 in compensation for your troubles”. At this point the money did not matter and ounce to me, I hadn’t complained to get some money, I had simply wanted the detail of my problems and issues to be heard and hoped that they would accept responsibility for the problems then apologise. I saw ‘red’ as we say. I said that her comments to me had been unacceptable and asked how I could escalate my complaint, she was happy to tell me but made one last attempt and explained that she was happy to hear any suggestion I had for how we could amicably resolve my complaint. This is where it finally gets fun. I had nothing to lose at this point. My mortgage was complete. I hadn’t wanted anything in compensation from them at any point, but something inside me wanted to be as unreasonable back to them as they had been to me.

I calmly explained to the member of staff if they really valued me as a long standing customer they must pay me £495 for my troubles, as this was the fee for setting up the re-mortgage initially, it was the amount they had added twice in the original offer and not sorted out (by the way, I never did get the second offer from them!) I privately knew that I was asking way too much and just felt like I was pushing my luck, and enjoyed doing it. This was way beyond her level of authority, she told me, and she would have to take it to her superiors for review, “that’s fine” I said. We finished the call here with her telling me I would receive a letter in the next couple of days with the outcome.

Interestingly, the next day (yesterday) she called me back. When she had taken this to her superiors they had responded by saying my request was excessive. However, after reviewing my case changed their view and admitted that they could have done much more to sort out the issues along the way, and therefore agreed to pay me £495. What a shock!

I feel great that I have been given that amount of money, who wouldn’t, cos we most certainly need it, but money was never the end goal. I felt that they really had failed me in the service they should have provided me and that of course I would pay for. I also felt that they really didn’t care too much. My final comments are just around how poor service levels have gotten in the UK. As companies have grown and merged and grown further they have most definitely lost the personal touch to servicing the customers that enable them to get to the size they do. Just take for example; I would have to go through to 5 levels of the automated telephone system every time I called them. “if you are the customer, press 1, if you would like to talk about your mortgage, press 3” and so on. How far will this go do you think? Will we ever return to days when you could talk to someone at the end of the phone on pick up, or actually speak to someone who cared about talking to you? Who can predict? To give an analogy of how this experience made me feel, it was a little like standing at the side of a huge rotating wheel of business, whilst it was spinning at high speed, trying to see an opportunity to jump on a be a part of the action, and yet not being able to because they would not allow it. So they pressed on regardless, and I was powerless to change its course.

Well. Let me just say this, I feel like I have won a small victory for the little guy, “I wonder how much they would have paid?”

Friday, May 26, 2006

To Buy or not to Buy

I have been trawling the property websites in Czech looking for a flat, it’s not a very enjoyable way of looking but it’s the only thing we have at the moment. Of course we are looking forward to viewing them when we go in August. I think it is a good thing that naturally we have to let things take their course and move along quite slowly, it has given us a lot of time to think about options. We have come up with many ideas over the months, for a while now we settled on the idea of selling my house here, buying a flat, and therefore freeing up some cash. Then we could rent our flat here and move out to Prague with no property overheads, as the flat would be paid in full. So we are looking at around the 3.3 million Czech Korun. However, this plan was based on the advice my friends and family have given me that I should not step off the property ladder in the UK because if we want to move back it would be too difficult. Just over the last day or so I have been nurturing another idea. I am thinking about the investment opportunity and assessing the housing market in the UK and Prague. So this morning I have looked at a couple of websites to gather some information on projected movement for house prices in the UK, the specialists are saying that although we have had a very strong first quarter, the remaining part of the year will slow dramatically and without going into too much detail it appears that house prices here will increase by about 2% per year for the next 2 years. Having said that, others are saying that they will in fact drop!

So, I am thinking that if the projections in Prague are that property in the centre is likely to increase at a higher rate over the next 2 years then surely it would be better for me to sell up here all together and invest all my money into a flat in Prague? 2 positives are I’d get a bloody lovely flat and make more money! As you know, since Czech joined the EU 2 years ago, the economy has become stronger and house prices have risen steeply. The only thing I can think of which might affect this is the change in tax that will be applied to selling property in Czech, it will increase from 5% to 19% next year! Rather a steep increase, I think. And possibly reducing the number of flats being sold? Or it may be a good thing and increase demand therefore pushing the average price up further? If you have an opinion I would like to hear it.
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Interviews

Interviews are stressful occasions and I think I have probably put myself through too many in the past year, I have in fact had 3 sets of interviews that’s 7 in total, my most recent being today. It’s a great feeling when you finish one, the weight of that which has consumed you for a week feels like it is lifted and you have nothing more to worry about until you’re given either the rejection or the offer.

I am proud of my efforts today, I think I have represented myself well, diligent, resourceful, thorough and experienced, if I was to criticise myself I think I would say that the presentation I made was probably a little too long. I should know by now that when I get talking I can go on, but, you see, when I rehearsed the presentation to myself it took about 15-20 minutes. The trouble was, when answering additional questions and me getting carried away, it actually took near to an hour, which is maybe the negative.

I felt far less nervous than I thought I would, I got a little worked up before hand but maybe it is a good thing, I don’t like to feel anxious though as I know that I perform much better once I am calm and in control. Fortunately, the interviewer was gentle with me and put me at ease, I can be glad of that.

So now it is another waiting game, a week before I will find out if the job is mine or not. It would be a very convenient position as they are just 2 or 3 miles from my house, it could pose a minor problem though as we were going to move over towards Larkfield or Leybourne way when I do get a job, which is much further for travelling. That’s just a hurdle we will cross when we come to it.

Of course, I have to decide what to do if I get a rejection, which is still possible even though I am by far the most capable candidate. I can’t go on much longer not working it just makes you worry because you know that you still have bills to pay a so on. Maybe, you’ll see me next stacking shelves at Tesco!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

the Comedian

Whilst the whole world thought Hitler was mad, it appears, he thought he was a comedian. Even in his dealings with heads of state, Hitler’s unique sense of humor never failed him. After signing the Munich Agreement, in 1938, Hitler broke the treaty less than a year later by invading Prague. Incensed, the British Prime Minister, Neville Chamberlain, telephoned Hitler and demanded to know why German troops had crossed the agreed-upon border. Without missing a beat, Hitler replied, “To get to the other side.” One night in Berlin, Hitler, Göring, and Goebbels walked into a bar. Noticing that the bartender’s hands were shaking, Hitler asked him what was wrong. “We don’t get too many high-ranking officials of the Third Reich in here,” he said.
“Well, at these prices, I’m not surprised,” said Hitler, pulling out a Luger and shooting him. Maybe he had a sense of humour? I'm not so sure.
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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Life is precious

Life Is Precious. Yesterday afternoon I was listening to the radio, our local station CTR 105.6fm, just whilst I was working at my PC. The traffic was building up in the town because the Police had to close a road, Barker Road. This location is where I used to work, when I was the general manager of David Lloyd Maidstone. As the afternoon went on, and I continued to listen, the DJ reported more and more information, apparently some poor soul had been knocked down by a car in Barker Road just by the B&Q store. I thought to myself ‘what a shame’ and in my mind hoped they would be OK.

This morning we got out of bed and decided to go to the gym, just recently my brother made a pact to train every Saturday morning and I thought it would be nice to meet up with him. So we arrived and got ourselves started, as we chatted away, the tannoy came on and the receptionist made an announcement that at 3 O’clock in the afternoon the team at the club would be holding a 5 minute silence to remember -------- (I didn’t hear this bit) who died at 3pm yesterday afternoon. When I finished my stint on the X-trainer I asked the instructor who the tannoy had mentioned died yesterday, and he told me.

Mick Franklin was a lovely guy, so friendly and likeable, he had worked at David Lloyd Maidstone for about 5 years and was a colleague of mine. He was very popular with the members and knew so many of them by name. It’s terribly sad news to hear of his passing, and in such a awful way. It was Mick the news was about yesterday, he was on his way to work when he got knocked down.

I would just like todays post to be a message to remember him and to express how much I feel for his family who will be struggling with this difficult time, he leaves his wife and son with us. God Bless Mick.

Friday, May 19, 2006

A step in the right direction

So, sorry about not getting anything posted yesterday, busy day trying to get as much done as I could. Finally, my mortgage has been completed, well, specifically my re-mortgage. I feel like a rich man at the moment, because I borrowed back some of the equity I have in my house so that we have some cash to buy a flat in Prague this year. The process so far has been quite stressful because of how rubbish the mortgage company has been and how many mistakes they have made, I won’t harp on about it because at least it’s done now and we have the money.

The next problem is that I haven’t yet found another job (more on my efforts in a minute) and we will now have to pay a much higher mortgage almost £900 per month, so it’s really important that I do find work.

We have found a Solicitor in Czech to carry out the legal side of the purchase, which is a positive step in the right direction. And we have been ‘internet’ searching for a flat for –well, too long really. At least now we know that we can go ahead and it’s not just window-shopping. The part we want to avoid though is buying through an Agency, in Czech they charge much higher fees than in the UK and really, I don’t see that they deserve the money, they also charge the purchaser? Which you don’t get here. It’ll be cheaper for us to buy direct from the developer.

I have been for a 1st interview at a hotel and country club local to me, and I have the second interview next Wednesday so now I am preparing for this. I can’t believe I have to do another presentation, all of my last few job changes have involved giving presentations, which I do not enjoy. I have been involved in the leisure industry for 12/13 years now, and not wanting to sound big headed but I have been very successful at it. When you have to do these presentations etc it just makes you feel like your constantly trying to prove yourself. Fair enough, the guys interviewing me don’t know this but I have proved myself throughout my career. As always, I will give it 100% with research and mystery shops etc, I’ll do a competitor analysis before hand and make sure I have all my back-up papers on the day, then we’ll see what happens.
Wish me luck.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Carbon Dioxide Poison in EU

Reading an article today, I first felt rather displeased that the Czech Republic are in 6th place out of 21 EU countries which most heavily pollute the atmosphere with CO2. I doubt anyone could honestly stand up and say they did not know how catastrophic this is for the future of the planet earth. News such as this features daily telling us of the dangers, we hear about the dangers of global warming and the crucial number 3 which refers to the number of degrees the average temperature only needs to rise to put a complete end to civilisation and the planet. However, the message still struggles to get through to countries such as the Czech Republic. The cause, it appears, is obsolete technologies, in other words examples like the majority of the power plants are still coal powered. The Czechs are making progress, I feel it’s important to add this, since they could see there is profit to make behind the efforts. This I am sure is the same for every country though. Each country is allocated a pollution permit by the Brussels authority, which appears to be far too generous as even when bearing in mind the point being made above, the Czechs were still 17% below their quota! As were a number of other countries. Rather than sitting here looking to criticise others on the failure to take reasonable positive action in the fight to reduce pollutants I must take on board that the responsibility is that of every individual that inhabits the planet. I can not take up position on my soap box and pass out blame and criticism for one very good reason, above the Czech Republic in the list of countries which most heavily pollute, was the UK!!! Makes you think doesn’t it. The remaining 4 in the top of the list are Germany, Italy, Spain and France.
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Stag-Do's and Don'ts

I wouldn't normally admit to showing any interest in the stories fed to us for digestion by the Sun newspaper, there was a time maybe, but now I prefer my 'news' updates to come from other sources, uhem!

However, on this occasion I want to share a story that gave me a little chuckle, not because of the nuisance lost passports cause, but just because of the thought of how much fun an 'away' stag-do can be. It made me think about what we will do to mark the passing of single life before my brother gets married in November this year. (I don’t believe we have finalised the details yet D!) I can also reflect on the time, many years ago, when I took part in a stag weekend to Amsterdam, it seems so long ago I cannot even remember whose stag celebration it was. I am still disappointed to this day that I never actually set foot on foreign soil (Amsterdam) as I had gotten so completely orbital on the night crossing that I fell asleep in a drunken haze in the cabin and only woke up when the ship had left port on the home-ward leg from Amsterdam. When I noticed my porthole gaping wide open it pointed towards some fishy business and I feared the worst. And so I spent the return journey feeling very sorry for myself listening to the stories of antics shared by the others in the Party who had wandered the streets of the fair country we’d headed to.

The Sun tells us that a staggering 15 % of lost passports in Czech Republic are reported by individuals on Stag-do’s. Not really ‘staggering’ though is it when you consider the condition a lot of the individuals probably spend the allocated stag period in! I can vouch for this personally, I haven’t been on a stag-do myself in Czech but on many occasions during my visits to this beautiful country I have witnessed the amusing, and occasionally worrying behaviour of the many parties as they wobble about the old town singing and peeing in their mates bottle of lager when he isn't looking. Then screaming with laughter as he takes a swig and looks slightly bewildered sucking his tongue at the small but noticeable tang, then shrugs as he gulps the remainder, his brain not yet catching up on the possibilities. (I had better stick this bit in quick, before I get too far. “the content of this article are completely the opinions and views of the author and do not represent in any way the thoughts, feelings, comments, or other, of any third party, even second party, actually any other party whatsoever”).

One of our MPs said this –“MP Ian Davidson slammed the irresponsible behaviour of "drunk and half-wit" British nationals on Eastern European stag-dos. He said: "A combination of drink and stupidity can be lethal to British passports.” I guess this guy has never made a single drunken mistake? He also said “people on stag weekends need to take care of their passports”, obviously on his way to being a rocket scientist!

It’s estimated that 70% of stag parties take place abroad with Prague and Bratislava being the top destinations. The final comment here amuses me most, “In stark contrast the foreign office reported –it is very rare to see a 'Hen' in trouble” lol yeah right, we've all seen them screaming at the top of their voices when performing their rendition of 'I will Survive' as if they are live on Stars In Their Eyes or auditioning to fill Gerrys place in the Spice girls!!! Blissfully unaware they sound more like a squeeky wheel on a bike. Read also the article in the sidebar once you have followed the link to the Sun article, if you’re a bloke you’ll smile.
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Monday, May 15, 2006

Corruption in Czech

I would like to tell you the story about my numerous telephone calls to my mortgage company and the solicitors today, however, it is far too traumatic for me to re-live for the record, suffice to say, it didn't go well and I am still astonished at the incompetence shown by 2 supposedly professional organisations! Instead, I feel the need to remark on an article from www.stuff.co.nz outlining and commenting on 'Corruption in the Czech Republic'. It's fascinating to me, and hard to believe, having lived my life in the UK, to read the opening paragraph about a young Czech man named Tomas who needs the papers passed on registering a new car purchase for his business, so, he simply tucks 200Kc in the middle of the paper work as a 'sweetener' when handing it over at the vehicle registration office! It is one simple example that shows corruption is still prevelant in a country just 2 years into it's membership of the EU. The article goes on to say how 'Bribery is simply a part of life' Apparently, 1 in 3 Czechs have paid a bribe and don't seem concerned about doing so. It appears from my reading, that the sector suffering the most from this 'disease' is the public sector with sport being another-- "no, not sport" I hear you say! It doesn't matter if your talking about the multimillion pound end of sport or the guy who referees the local league volley ball game. Match fixing can be lucrative. They are trying to combat the bribe culture, with an agency named "Transparency International" So, maybe in 50 years we'll notice the difference? But I would still agree with the final quote of the article "corruption is the trade mark of the Czech Republic"
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Sunday, May 14, 2006

the fat man walking

So, this morning on our run, Petra (my wife) were talking about this guy in America who has walked across America. His reason for doing this is because he become grossly overweight after a personal trauma knocked him over the edge into a depression. Basically the guy had accidentally run down two pedestrians (directly quoted from his website) after which his mental health took turn for the worse. His weight increased to 29 stone (I think my brother is competing) and I guess a time came when he decided he needed to snap out of it, for the sake of his family, a wife and 2 children. Good for you I say! I had a look at the pictures he has posted and I read some of the journal he kept and I would encourage you to take a little nosey at the site. I like the 'happy ending' type stories that tell of life changing experiences. ~But the reason I decided to tell a little of this story today is quite simply to set a platform for you to share a giggle at another classic quote from my wife which went like this. Tyler "so, this guy has walked right across America..." Petra "what, by foot?" Tyler "do you know any other way...?"
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